Happy Monday.
Do you love random, not-quite-Essbase-related posts? Well, I’m going to find a way to relate this to Essbase, believe it or not. I am the proud owner of an AquaFarm. Actually, I’m not sure if proud is quite the right word. I am very enthusiastic about aquaponics, but my current living arrangements don’t quite accommodate my interest. I received an AquaFarm as a gift a while back, which is a very miniature aquaponics setup. The kit has everything you need: the tank, pump, shale rocks, seeds, growing baskets… but no fish. Nicely enough they give you a coupon for a betta fish from Petco. Right now the fish is named Mr. Fish.
Just for fun and to cement my Essbase geek cred, I propose giving the fish an Essbase inspired name. Here are my thoughts so far:
- Low Block Density
- Inter-dimensional Irrelevance
- Unable to Save Custom Views
- Multiple Retrievals On A Single Sheet
Have your own stupid name for my new fish? I’d love to hear it. :D
How about ‘Slowly Changing Attribute’?
Doug
Nice. Or even Slowly Changing Dimension. I like it.
How about:
– “Calculating in serial”
– “Invalid Binary Spreadsheet token”, or ‘token’ for short?
Love it!
Boil in bag!
Hi Sean, I like it but I don’t think Mr. Fish would appreciate it. :D
I *almost* hate to suggest it but…how about “DBAG”?
1.) Can’t believe I didn’t think of that.
2.) Wow.
:)
Winner.
1. TBC
2. Sample.Basic